The French left early, The Italians couldnâ€™t fight, the Americans waited until the last moment and the English are left to fight the Germans. Sound familiar? Well itâ€™s surprising you can hear any sounds at all after 3 weeks of Vuvuzela blasting.
And now you donâ€™t have to overtly tell people that youâ€™re the kind of idiot who would blow a vuvuzela in a shopping centre by actually carrying a vuvuzela. But like so many other situations, the universe has decided to say : â€œThereâ€™s an app for that.â€
This one called â€œvuvuzela 2010â€ in particular, and itâ€™s now free, so if you just spent $500 on a new iPhone 4, firstly, donâ€™t hold it by the sides, secondly I hate you, and thirdly if you want everyone else in earshot to hate you even more, well, like we said. Thereâ€™s an app for that