Eco-gadget of the month: Earth Angel Wind-Up Vibrator

From the little we claim to know on the topic, most women make use of electricity (batteries or plugs) to power their vibrators. But what about those poor Amish and extreme eco hippies?

For these under represented sexual minorities, a company has released the “world’s first 100% eco-friendly sex toy,” the $95 Earth Angel Wind-Up vibrator. Constructed from 100% recycled materials, 4 minutes of cranking stores 30 minutes of vibrating power (like those 5-in-1 solar emergency radios but way more pervy).

So to sum it up: A woman wastes a few minutes working a stick before receiving a moderately satisfying level of physical stimulation. Is there really no better model than this, science?

Brendon Ambrose – Managing Editor | About Me – Scared of: Clowns, spiders and Hilary Clinton; Dream Wing Man: Jacob Zuma; Started Writing Tech: 2005 for Gadget.co.za; Favorite cereal: Frosties; Find me on: Twitter & Facebook